Sunday, 5 April 2009

Are Amazon crazy?

Tell Me a Story - viewpoint.

Writers beware....


Amazon online bookstore have lost their heads

When posting a review for Amazon, reviewers are no longer allowed to include anything other than their name in the signature. There are to be NO links to, or mention of, their own books whatsoever in the review or signature line.

Amazon remove reviews.

Amazon have apparently already removed numerous reviews from their lists, which had previously been accepted.

This rule also applies to any comments in a book review. Amazon doesn’t want authors to mention their own books anywhere on the review page.

This is crazy stuff.

Most authors create very readable reviews, and to add a tiny advert in the signature is not SPAM. In fact it adds a certain credibility for a professional to take time to create a review.

I don’t know what is going on with decision makers at Amazon, but their heads must be full of shit.

Surely, the job of Amazon is to sell.

If an author has written a review and the person reading the review chooses to go to the book mentioned in the signature line – isn’t that a potential sale?

Are Amazon absolutely mad? They're shooting themselves in the foot....




*** Amazon remove reviews, Amazon remove reviews ***

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La Pista restaurant, Jalon

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Most restaurants around Jalon tend to close on Monday evening, probably because people eat out at the weekend and aren't bothered about Monday. Whatever, Monday is traditionally not popular - which is awkward when you choose that day for a meal out.
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It's my wife's birthday on Monday, and we normally go out for a meal to celebrate, but like I said, we can't, so I'll probably cook something special for her birthday instead.
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At any rate .... Val decided to move the day forward and celebrate on Saturday evening, not quite the same, but ....
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La Pista Restaurant.

We chose 'La Pista Restaurant' for the celebration, a recently renovated and re-opened restaurant, near the centre of the village. We were VERY pleased.
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The bar area is stylish, leather sofas and armchairs in the corner - a great place to relax with a pre-meal gin & tonic.
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La Pista menu is chic, very up-market .... and we took quite some time to choose from the delicious-sounding dishes - but when we finally started to eat - wow my tastebuds were blown away. It was fantastic. Full marks, no let-downs what-so-ever.
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Unbelievably, the sophisticated menu is only 17:95 euros for a 3-course meal, bread, allioli, and half a bottle of wine per person.
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We absolutely love La Pista Restaurant .... we'll definitely be going again.
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Friday, 3 April 2009

A Lion Called Christian, by Anthony Bourke and John Rendall

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Wow, good things can happen given time. It just shows it’s never too late.











Success for, 'A Lion Called Christian'

A YouTube video, which was only two minutes long, but viewed more than 44 million times, has produced a best selling book.... And it's happened many years after the book was first written.

A Lion Called Christian has finally hit the big time, and it's all due to a short video clip that emerged last year. The video showed a reunion between the authors — Anthony Bourke and John Rendall — and the lion they reared and nurtured before being freed into the wild.

Out of Print.

Amazingly, 'A Lion Called Christian' was first published in 1971 but has been out of print for several decades.

"The book has been revised and spruced up," says Charles Conrad of Broadway Books. "It's a book of great animal/human bonding. People are looking for a feel-good story in the midst of all the bad news."

I'm chuffed to little monkeys for them. I suppose it's vindication for what YouTube can do. I've read several times that authors should put their work on it - maybe it's time for all aspiring scribes out there to take heart from this, and do something about it....

All power to the authors. Well done Anthony Bourke, well done John Rendall – let’s hope it keeps selling. It does my heart good to hear of success like this – especially after so many years.

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Wednesday, 1 April 2009

Will Fetter, and The Lucky One

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Film scripts, film adaptations and Will Fetters.


Will Fetters - the lucky one.

A certain Mr. Will Fetters has landed the job of screen-writing "The Lucky One," an adaptation of the latest Nicholas Sparks novel that's been accepted by Warner Bros.

"The Lucky One" , a romantic drama, tells the tale of an American marine in Iraq who keeps a picture of a woman he has never met, because he believes it brings him good luck. However, when he tries to find the woman on his return to the US, he finds strange events surrounding her.....

Will Fetters, is also screen-writing "Memoirs," a drama about Summit relationships.

Nicholas Sparks has previously had film adaptations made of his books such as "The Notebook" and "Message in a Bottle" which earned $81 million and $52 million, respectively. His most recent film, "Nights in Rodanthe," brought in a more reserved $42 million.

I wonder if any of them thought of adapting the romantic drama, 'Without Reproach' as a film.... I'd be happy with far more humble returns.




*** Nicholas Sparks, "The Lucky One", Nicholas Sparks, "The Lucky One" ***

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Sunday, 29 March 2009

Phil Sandusky, book signing

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For all of you lucky enough to live in the Jacksonville area, you're in for a real treat. Be introduced to and speak to an artist of our times.

Phil Sandusky

Artist, Phil Sandusky will autograph copies of his book "Jacksonville Through a Painter's Eyes" (Pelican Publishing), between the hours of 1pm and 3 p.m. Saturday, April 25, at The San Marco Bookstore, 1971 San Marco Blvd. Call (904) 396-7597.

Mr. Sandusky, who is a resident of Jacksonville, is an impressionist, whose creations are in collections all over the world. He is represented by Stellars Gallery in Jacksonville. Photographer Jon M. Fletcher evaluated Sandusky's book recently saying:-



"The 96-page hardbound, book showcases full-page prints of Sandusky's paintings. The 32 pages of text are complemented with Sandusky's compositions. The text, besides providing an unfettered look into the artist's growth as a painter, also offers lessons in seeing. Sandusky writes about the simple technique of eye squinting to simplify a scene and to make shapes and patterns more apparent."


Phil Sandusky, I wish you well. Hope you're innundated with people. Good luck on April 25th.

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Monday, 23 March 2009

Twilight fever and Wuthering Heights

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Stephenie Meyers has done it again.

Twilight


Twilight” fever has had an unforeseen outcome. It’s actually been responsible for a sharp increase in sales for Emily Brontë’s “Wuthering Heights.”




Brontë’s novel about fanatical love is apparently read by "Twilight" heroine, Bella, in “Eclipse.” Because of this, young adult readers in France are enthusiastically scooping up translated copies of “Wuthering Heights” to see how it compares.

At least they’ll get to read something decent now….


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Bridport here we come

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Come on scribes. Here’s a chance to show what you can do. There’s nothing like a competition to hone those writing skills, it pushes you beyond the limit you thought you had.

Bridport Creative Writing Competition

Bridport writing competition is one of those contests that really stretches the creative side – it is very high profile – agents and publishers tend to be on the lookout for the next best seller from these competitions. Not only that, it has incredible prizes… So get out that thinking box – and write.

The Bridport Prize International Creative Writing Competition was founded by Bridport Arts Centre in 1973 and has developed in importance and regard.

The competition has always been a magnet for entries from the UK and overseas. These days thousands of submission are received from over 80 countries worldwide.

The prize money and entry fees for the Bridport writing competition have risen over the years until today, the first prize in each category is £5,000 (approx $7000), second prize £1,000 (approx $1500) and third prize £500 (approx $700). An additional 10 supplementary prizes (for each category) of £50 each are awarded. The entry fee for 2009 is £6 per poem and £7 per story.

So get out those pens and access the Bridport Writing Competition here



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Saturday, 21 March 2009

Spring is sprung.

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"Spring has arrived, an end to bleak winter, the earth is re-born."

It's been a long cold winter, we've suffered storm damage, but with the sun comes a better frame of mind. I feel more like tackling the damage.... after a coffee and brandy by the beach that is ....

Spring on the Costa Blanca, Spain.

Just thought you might like to share a few pictures from around the Costa Blanca as Spring finally arrives.








It's amazing what a bit of sunlight does. All of a sudden we become filled with strange urges of wanting to 'work'. There seems to be a need in all of us to make things nice and sparkly, just like nature.... So in our household .... we're busy painting, and repairing and building....


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Tuesday, 17 March 2009

How to write a successful book

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Writer's, authors, wannerbies, here's the answer to your prayers. Here’s an angle for writers, if you write about the financial crisis, it will sell.


Forget that novel, write about the financial crisis




Publishers at the Paris book fair said booklovers were lining up for books about the credit crunch, for books suggesting unusual solutions to the problem, or books just offering guidance on how to live more cheaply.

"The crisis is good for at least one thing: sales of these kinds of books," said Jacques Mazel, of publisher Fayard, pointing to a shelf full of volumes about the economy.

People apparently want to come to terms with what is happening, and they want to find useful tips for the future

The book fair seems to be having a plentiful year, with staff at all the major publishers' stands describing large crowds and a steady flow of bookshop owners and librarians.

Business was also good at Rustica, a publisher focussing on gardening. Jean Margueritte, who has been staffing Rustica at the annual book fair since 1982, said he had never sold so many books about growing your own vegetables.

He said, "Because of the crisis, people are falling back on simpler, healthier leisure activities like gardening and reading. People are tired of excessive consumption and they are also increasingly aware of environmental issues."

I think it's quite obvious I'd have been a lot better off if I'd written about money. I certainly haven't made anything from Without Reproach - it hasn't even been available on Amazon or B&N for 6 months - Temporarily unavailable - No idea why - publishers say it's Amazons fault - but what about B&N, what about Borders?



So for now, Without Reproach just sits on the table - and that's where it will probably stay.


**** A successful book **** A successful book **** A successful book ****



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Thursday, 12 March 2009

Clive Cussler and THAT legal battle

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Maybe it’s not the peak of an author’s career to have their book turned into a film after all. To me, just to sell more than a handful of copies would be heaven, but to have a film made from your book ….

Wow! I've always thought of that as having made it.

But like I say, maybe it’s not the best thing ever…. A long-running legal battle over the 2005 flopped film, "Sahara" has taken a startling turn.

Clive Cussler


A judge has ruled that author, Clive Cussler, must pay Crusader Entertainment nearly $14 million in legal fees.

The $13.9 million award is exceptionally high and reflects the price tag of a prolonged legal battle for "Sahara" between well-heeled Hollywood challengers.

Legal battle


Before the film was even released, Clive Cussler took legal action against Crusader Entertainment for about $40 million, declaring it had violated his entitlement to script approval on the film, "Sahara". Crusader counter claimed on several grounds, including that Clive Cussler prejudiced the film with unreasonable script demands and instructed his fans not to see "Sahara".



"Sahara" grossed $68.7 million at the domestic box office but lost more than $80 million when all costs were tallied.

Battles here, battles there.... Who'd be successful....


Makes me wonder if all this hassle is worth it? Maybe it’s a good job the film rights for Without Reproach weren’t taken up after all ….

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Wednesday, 11 March 2009

Audrey Niffenegger, "Her Fearful Symmetry"

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Okay, so it’s a financial crunch-time. As authors, we expect fewer opportunities, less chance of an advance, less sales. It’s a sad fact but one we have to face. There’s no money in writing – or is there?

Frugal

In this time of frugality in the publishing industry,we expect purses to be closed tight – the ‘moths living in darkness syndrome’. Yet for the lucky few it seems it hasn’t made any difference.

Her Fearful Symmetry

Audrey Niffenegger's novel, "Her Fearful Symmetry," her first novel since the million-selling "The Time Traveler's Wife," has been bought by publishing house, Scribner. It is due to be published in September.

The incredible advance for "Her Fearful Symmetry", the story of twin American girls who live near a cemetery in London, was at least $4 million, according to two insider officials. They refused to be named, saying they were not supposed to discuss financial details.

Nearly all the major publishers placed bids for "Her Fearful Symmetry" - which explains why the advance was so high.


I wish a few of them had bid for my novel…..

"Time Traveler's Wife," by Audrey Niffenegger, was published by MacAdam/Cage, and came out in 2003.



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    Monday, 9 March 2009

    The Restaurant Salamanca, Jalon

    We've started to eat more 'special' meals at home recently. The financial crunch has forced us to take steps to save money, but I don't mind. The meals we create are better than most places.... except for....

    Restaurant Salamanca.

    Last night was treat-night for us. We took ourselves down to the village and had a meal at one of my favourite eating houses, the 'Restaurant Salamanca'. The food there is excellent and damn good value.



    I love the place. The atmosphere, the service, the food - all wow factors. I wish I could cook like that!!!!

    The restaurant Salamanca is a tastefully reformed bodega just off the centre of the village of Jalon. A terrific menu means you’ll always find something there to tempt you. Beware though - most dishes are rich in sauce - which are so delicious you can’t stop going back time and again - waistline be damned.


    If you're ever in the area, pop in, I promise it's worth a visit.

    Whilst we were there a couple of years ago, the UK BBC network TV guys were interviewing the owners with presenter, Nadia Sawalha - so that tells you something.



    I always come away feeling pampered. It's family run, and the owners strive to make you feel special.

    Steve, the head waiter (at least I think that's his title) runs around like something gone mad, trying to make sure everyone is looked after properly - especially if the owners aren't around. It's all part of the evening, that feel-good factor.

    Ah well, roll on next treat-time.... Salamanca here I come....


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    Saturday, 7 March 2009

    Will books disappear?

    It seems the book reading world is evolving. Will we see a time when paper books finally disappear?

    Barnes & Noble
    have purchased e-book seller Fictionwise.com for $15.7 million, in an effort at running an e-book store. The transaction, broadcast on 5th March, is part of Barnes & Noble's strategy to introduce its own e-book store later this year.

    Last month, competitor Amazon, released Kindle 2, the second edition of its e-book reader. And this week, Amazon revealed its Kindle application for iPhone and iPod Touch.

    So will books disappear?

    Fictionwise, from Barnes & Noble will present its own eReader application for handheld devices, desktop computers, and laptops. Likewise, opponents Lexcycle have its Stanza application for e-book reading. So someone somewhere certainly thinks books have competition.

    While customer awareness in e-books has improved over the years, they have yet to attract a majority market. Analysts ascribe cost as the stumbling block to the widespread adoption of e-books.

    However, as with all things electronic, prices will eventually tumble – and then we shall see.
    Maybe it’s time for me to take a serious look at getting some of my work into e-format…. Maybe books will disappear.

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    Friday, 20 February 2009

    Change of style

    Same blog

    No you're not on the wrong blog. Technical problems have meant that I've had to change the style.
    Same content - different look.

    Please stay with me.....

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    Dance at Liverpool Street Station

    A dance in Time

    My thanks to Bob Malcomson for this email of a YouTube video. Thought you might like to share it.

    Friday Jan 16, 2009, T-Mobile launched their new commercial "Life's for Sharing." It was shot at Liverpool Street Station in London. They used 400 dancers and 10 hidden cameras. No one but the station employees and dancers knew what was going on... You can see the number of passersby that shot what they could with their phone... It was aired on YouTube and TV. Great
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    Monday, 9 February 2009

    Pride and Prejudice - or not!

    Apparantly Jane Austen's timeless novel, ‘Pride and Prejudice’, is being rewritten as a zombie horror book and film.

    Pride and Prejudice - Zombies - Now I’ve heard everything.




    A travesty of the novel will be available in April called ‘Pride and Prejudice and Zombies’, with Hollywood film studios looking to turn the new book into a movie.
    • .Shit! Why don’t they look for something original like ‘Without Reproach’?

    The book has been written Seth Grahame-Smith, who has been sanctioned to update Austen's imaginative romance because it is out of copyright.

    Devotees of Jane Austen are in for a surprise, when female protagonist Elizabeth Bennet and her sisters becoming zombie assassins trained to fight like Japanese ninjas by the demanding Mr Darcy.

    "It quickly became obvious that Jane (Austen) had laid down the blueprint for a zombie novel," Grahame-Smith said. "Why else in the original should a regiment arrive on Lizzie Bennet's doorstep when they should have been off fighting Napoleon? it was to protect the family from an invasion of brain-eaters, obviously."

    Grahame-Smith said about 85 per cent of his novel is Austen's original text. "I hated her when I was forced to read Austen in school, but when I started re-reading I realised she was a brutal, but very funny, satirist," he said. "I can only aspire to be as mean-spirited as she could be."

    All I can say is, what a load of cobblers – but he’ll probably make millions from it – why didn’t I think of it first…..


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    Tuesday, 3 February 2009

    550 Other words for said

    Can you hack it with words.

    Writing a story - looking for other words for said, confused about what you should do about said? Take a look at my Bukisa article if you want that special word.


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    Friday, 23 January 2009

    Jinxed!

    Okay, I found a new site I want to share with you.

    Funny everyday life quotes

    If you fancy a belly laugh, make over to Jinxed and put it on your bookmark. I think it's great.


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    Malia and Sasha Obama and their fashions

    To be the daughter of the most powerful man in the Western world has to be a taxing affair. However, Malia, 10 and Sasha, 7, the daughters of America’s first couple Barack and Michelle Obama, shoulder that responsibility unconsciously.

    Malia and Sasha Obama's clothing



    From the time it was suspected they were headed for the White House (no adverse credit remortgage there), the daughters have been grabbing the interest of the world, with the inquisitive searching the Internet to discover more. Fashion accessories are what people want to know about.

    It seems the media is insatiable

    How tall

    Since inauguration, searches on the web about the two girls escalated over 500%. The inquisitive want to know such mundane things as, "how tall is Malia Obama (5'6")," "Sasha Obama age (7)," and "find letters to Sasha and Malia."

    Malia, Sasha and Fashion

    The inauguration weekend embarked the girls on a new course to celebrity with frantic searches on everything from "Sasha and Malia inauguration outfits," "Malia and Sasha Obama pictures," and "Sasha and Malia Obama and Jonas brothers."

    The girls, who have their very own fashion press, sent the hits sizzling on the website of fashion accessories store, J.Crew, causing it to crash, after it was revealed that their coats came from the online store. It seems their clothing taste is uppermost in a lot of people's minds.

    Wow! I wish Malia and Sasha said they liked Without Reproach, maybe readers would show a little more interest ….

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    Thursday, 22 January 2009

    Underfloor heating rules, Okay!

    Villas with no insulation.

    If you’ve been following my blogs, you’ll already know that Spanish winters can be damn cold – not necessarily because of cold days – but because villas have little insulation and at night the temperature dips – ugggh!
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    When will they catch up - well maybe they are doing - but not in my villa - and the construction of concrete beams forming the ceiling, means that I can't get into the roofspace to lay any - well not without major building work.

    Keep away from shade .

    Winter time in Spain can bring beautiful sunny days – and when it is, it's warm providing you’re out of the wind and of course, away from shade.

    When it's sunny, I absolutely love my little courtyard. A coffee with a splash of brandy goes down well around midday

    .But come evening …. Whoops! Where's that sun gone. Who stole the heat .... Hells-bells, get out your thermals, lads.

    Expensive

    Gas central heating has become very expensive to run -it's all bottled stuff around here - delivery man has a field day when it's cold.

    So, I’ve had a high-efficiency eco wood burner installed to help out . You know the sort, has an insulated firebox, an auto vent on the stack to prevent heat being lost up the chimney, fans to circulate heat around the room..... all high tech stuff.... different to the open fire I knew as a kid.

    I love it – thought it was the bee’s-knees–


    - until I visited a friend’s home.

    What a lovely snug place he has – I couldn’t understand why it felt so comfortable until he pointed out he'd had underfloor heating installed. Wow – what a difference.

    My memories (showing my age now) of underfloor heating are of electrical elements buried in several inches of concrete – and not a lot of efficiency. They were heated in the middle of the night by off-peak electricity, which made it lovely in a morning but dreadful in the evening. I never saw the point. .

    Lower, yet snug.
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    The air temperature is actually several degrees lower than my place - yet it feels more snug. Something to do with - warm feet cool head - I've no idea how - but it works.


    Reproduced by kind permission of HandyHeat


    Underfloor heating seems the way to go, so I might just give it a whiz – if I can sell enough books that is..



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    Wednesday, 21 January 2009

    Fifty years of Jack Higgins

    Congratulations, Jack.

    Novelist Jack Higgins, observes fifty years of writing this year - wow!

    Eight years ago, Mr. Higgins, 79, was diagnosed with a progressive neurological disease. It made him tremble so much that about two years ago he was on the verge of quitting writing.

    However, whilst visiting a friend, he accidentally banged his head, and was admitted to hospital - and miraculously his tremors disappeared.

    He was lucky

    He commented, "In a way it is a bit like Lazareth. It has been a blessing late in life -- this unprecedented cure. People have got in touch with me who have got this crippling thing to say what can they do. I can't tell what to do. I was just lucky."

    Jack Higgins has written in excess of 60 novels. His 1975 novel "The Eagle Has Landed" was made into a smash hit movie and established him as an international best-selling author.

    May you have another fifty years, Jack. I wish you well.


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    Friday, 16 January 2009

    An interview with author, David Coles

    David Coles





    • I’d like to introduce you to author, David Coles. Hi David, let's start with a short take - so readers can get a general feel for who you







    Hi AJ, I’m half of ‘David Coles & Jack Everett’ and half of ‘Everett Coles’ – between us, we have four published books, printed, eBooks or both, one is currently out of print. There are a few short stories out there written by me alone.
    I’ve retired from the daily grind. Now I seem to work harder at writing than I did as a computer systems analyst & designer, a profession I’ve spent most of my working life in until a takeover made me redundant – let go, as US parlance has it – and I spent the last five years at the sharp end writing software for a UK bank.
    I still write computer programs for fun. I have a great interest in simulating artificial intelligence – not real AI but cheating at it. I sometimes spend an inordinate amount of time on such projects.
    All our novel length works carry a joint author name – whoever is the principal writer, whoever came up with the idea. After discussing the plot and sequence, Jack writes the first draft with me following on a week or so behind, re-writing and adding 10%-25% extra material, checking facts, researching and polishing. Once that process is over, the manuscript goes back and forth four, five, six times for proofing, checking phrasing, use of words and so on.
    The usual stuff: married, four grown up daughters, a pet laptop, a home in Yorkshire, England.
    • What compelled you to write your first book?
    I started off writing short stories and was fortunate enough to come first in a science fiction magazine competition, it was published along with my address. Jack Everett, now my co-writer, lived in the next village, he gave me a call and it was he who ‘compelled’ me to write our first book. We never sent it anywhere, it was pretty rough but writing it was a laugh a minute – the Romans hired an itinerant tribe of Irishmen to dig a tunnel under the English Channel!
    • And have you always wanted to be a writer?
    Yes. From about fourteen, anyway. My first attempt was hand-written in pencil, the editor was courtesy personified.
    • So tell us a little bit about your books. What are their titles; which is your favorite if you have more than one, and briefly let us know what they are about.
    Our most recently published book is ‘the Abbot and the Acolyte in Death & Taxes’, the first in what we hope will be a series. A medieval mystery set in southern France in and around a real abbey in a real village using real geography – a theme we hope to continue in any sequels. The Abbot is a traveling auditor for the Papal office, a job he was given because he was a nuisance. In Death & Taxes, he rescues a youngster from a dreary monastery and together, they eventually solve the murders of twin monks, one big clue being provided by a goat which could eat almost anything. The story is gently humorous, as true to medieval life as possible and, we hope, true to its genre.
    The first story we had published was a fantasy in the classic tradition. The hero was a thief, manipulated into performing a quest by a sorcerer who held the love of his life imprisoned. The hero succeeds only to find that though the woman was real, the love which drove him was purely artificial and vanished in the moment of success.

    • Are you currently working on any writing projects our readers should watch for release soon?
    Our latest book has just been accepted by Libros International and will be going through editing very shortly. ‘Jihad’ is a political thriller, it describes the changes in society and political scenery following a huge act of terrorism in the UK. It is not a nice book, despite individual altruism and understanding, the UK is not a nice, fair’s fair, place to be. There is light towards the end, however; signs that a more liberal outlook is returning.
    • How did you feel the day you held the copy of your first book in your hands?
    AJ, that was pretty good. Early 1980’s and we knew that, for that instant, we were the newest author in the world.
    • I know just what you mean, David. Just what is it that inspires you and motivates you to write the very most?
    Other books, even the jacket blurb on a new book in the store can conjure up a complete idea for a story. And conversation, especially of the ‘what-if’ kind.
    • The main characters of your stories - do you find that you put a little of yourself into each of them or do you create them to be completely different from you?
    Absolutely: not necessarily the self that I see in the mirror nor the person that others know because inside my mind, I am at least a head taller, ten pounds leaner, with a full head of hair and an awesome intellect.
    A little less tongue-in-the cheek: it’s still ‘yes’. There’s no one an author knows better, no one else he can be so certain of and for those of us who still try to be a better person, the author knows too, how that better person should react to situations.
    • Is there an established writer you admire and emulate in your own writing? Do you have a writing mentor?
    I probably admire Jack Vance’s writing most of all. His stories are filled with weird characters, odd situations, new ideas, sweet and sour plots. But Roger Zelazny has always been a favorite, particularly the way he handled the first person view-point in his stories.
    As for a writing mentor, I’m quite proud of the fact that I spent two separate weeks being tutored by the English fantasy author, David Gemmel and the humorous fantasy writer, Terry Pratchett. These weeks were organized out in the Norfolk farmlands and were something out of laugh-out-loud fantasy themselves. Damned hard work though.
    • And what about now, who is your favorite author and what is your favorite genre to read?
    As with writers I admire, Jack Vance and Roger Zelazny are favorites. But there are so many others and I notice in making the list, that so many are from way back, in no particular order…
    Theodore Sturgeon, Hal Clement, Neil Gayman, Jon Courtenay Grimwood, Richard Morgan – not a complete list, just a few.
    • Hey, let's get morbid. When they write your obituary, what do you hope they will say about your book/s and writing? What do you hope they will say about you?
    ‘His stories were entertaining, some were beautiful.’
    • And I’m sure they will. David, location and life experience can sprinkle their influence in your writing. Tell us about where you grew up and a little about where you live now - city? Suburb? Country? Farm? If you could live anywhere you want to live, where would that be?
    I grew up in the English countryside, in Lincolnshire. Born in 1941, my Dad was wartime ground crew at an airfield, some of my earliest memories are of being bundled into the boot cupboard next to the chimney breast when German bombers were trying to hit the airfields.
    Older, it was a terrific place to grow up in. Acres of fields and woodlands to play Cowboys & Indians, Robin Hood, Cops & Robbers and yes, to re-fly sorties against the wartime enemy.
    Older still, not so good for careers, my family moved to the county city of Lincoln. I still go back to school reunions, though.
    Favorite place to live? Maybe the Greek Islands, but a new language at my age? Maybe not.
    • Do you watch television? If so, what are your favorite shows? Does television influence inspire your writing?
    Usually very little TV, apart from the news. I have watched some of the longer series of whodunits where the attention to detail is so good and I have to admit that I’m quite a fan of the US series ‘The Closer.’
    • What about movies?
    I go to few movies, just the exceptional ones. ‘The Lord of the Rings’ was superb both in its adherence to the books which I read in hotels as a roving trouble shooter in the 70s and for the beauty of scenery and the armour, weapons and clothing. Attention to detail again: dirty fingernails, unshaven chins, and red-rimmed eyes until they reached a place of rest.
    A similar attention to detail is evident in ‘the Golden Compass’ and here, Philip Pullman asks some intriguing questions.
    • Is there anyone you'd like to specifically acknowledge who has inspired, motivated, encouraged or supported your writing?
    Primarily, my wife. Although Jan is an academic and her writing is educational, we met at a writers’ circle. Both of us were fairly recently divorced, a situation that we quickly put an end to; the registrar who checked our divorce decrees looked up at us and asked ‘You sure the ink’s quite dry on these?’
    • Thinking about your writing career, is there anything you'd go back and do differently now that you have been published?
    Do it earlier. We published our first book and then got tied up with growing families and shrinking incomes; doesn’t do creative stuff much good. And it was all so much easier then, finding a publisher, getting on the shelves, publicity: lost opportunities.
    • Have you ever had a character take over a story and move it in a different direction than you had originally intended? How did you handle it?
    Quite definitely. The Abbot in ‘Death & Taxes’ was supposed to be a stuffed shirt taking all the credit for the work done by the Acolyte. He turned out to be a mathematical genius, prepared to stand up to his superiors and rather more forward-thinking than good religious were supposed to be.
    • Is there any lesson or moral you hope your story might reveal to those who read it?
    If there is any lesson or moral, it is on what shaky ground the Christian Church is built, but it’s not an in-your-face issue.
    • It's said that the editing process of publishing a novel with a publisher is can be gruelling and often more difficult than actually writing the story. Do you think this is true for you? How did you feel about editing your masterpiece?
    I’ve no problem with editors. I’m as liable as the next person to miss a typo or a dangling participle. Pete Moore did an excellent job for us on ‘Death & Taxes’, there was only one point of slight contention, which concerned ‘breath smoking in the cold air’ – Pete thought it anachronistic, we worked out a different form of words.
    The only time I was disgusted was a story years ago, which finished with the main character up to the neck in a Jurassic swamp. I said the ‘sun stank into the west’ – the editor took out the ‘T’ in ‘stank’.
    • David, is there anything you want our readers to know. Such as where to find your books, any blogs you may have, or how a reader can learn more about you and writing.
    There’s a personal page on my web site that gives a little information about me, probably no more than there is here, though. Just for the record; I’m atheist, politically a little left of centre, mostly against war and very against nuclear weapons, pro-scientific and consider the intelligent design movement on a level with flat-earthers. Anyone else I can offend?

    Books available…
    Merlin’s Kin YA fantasy
    Kindle eBook and paperback at Amazon (Archimedes Presse)
    The Last Free Men Historic (Roman period)
    Kindle eBook at Amazon, soon to be paperback (Virtual Tales)
    Death and Taxes Medieval Mystery – 1st in series ‘the Abbot and the Acolyte
    paperback at Amazon (Libros International)

    Books at publishers…
    The Tourist Psychological Thriller eBook (Virtual Tales)
    Bright Shadows Fantasy from the last days of Earth eBook (Virtual Tales)
    Jihad Political Thriller paperback (Libros Internl)

    Books in progress…
    Deceits Thriller – secret service hunts Machiavelli’s modern descendant
    Last Mission WWII – German attempt to steal an atom bomb at Los Alamos
    Faces of Immortality SF Interstellar Crime

    Web Sites…
    www.DavidBColes.co.uk www.VirtualTales.com
    www.JackLEverett.me.uk http://www.librosinternational.com/

    • That’s been an interesting interview. I always enjoy an insight into how other authors work and think. David Coles, thank you. I wish you all the best for the future.

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    Sunday, 11 January 2009

    Dust in time!

    I had an e-amil off my friend, Jack Chambers, and thought you might like to share it. I've no idea who wrote it in the first place - you might. If so, let me know and I'll put the credits in. I absolutely love it though.....


    Dust if you must.

    Dust if you must,

    but isn't it better, to paint a picture or write a letter,

    bake cookies or cake, or plant a seed,

    ponder the difference between want and need?!

    Dust if you must,

    but there's not much time, with beer to drink,

    rivers to swim and mountains to climb,

    music to hear and books to read,

    friends to cherish and life to lead.


    Dust if you must,

    but the world's out there

    with the sun in your eyes, the wind in your hair,

    a flutter of snow, or a shower of rain.

    This day will not come around, again.


    Dust if you must ,

    but bear in mind, old age will come and it's not that kind.

    And when you go - and go you must -

    you, yourself will make more dust!


    Share this with all the wonderful friends in your life. It's not what you gather, but what you scatter that tells what kind of life you have lived.


    Post script - Just in case you don't see the comments - Janet Jarell has kindly left a message -"A poem written by Rose Milligan of Lancaster, Lancashire, England. The poem was first published in the September 15th - 21st edition of The Lady (magazine) in 1998." - Thank you for the information, Janet. And thank you Rose Milligan for the poem - excellent



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    Saturday, 10 January 2009

    Mamma Mia .... a new play by Catherine Johnson

    Benchmark lending or pure genius




    Mamma Mia!




    21 years after her original play was presented at the Bristol Old Vic, Mamma Mia! writer Catherine Johnson is coming back to the opening of a new piece of work.

    The Clifton Suspension Bridge is the setting for the Bristol playwright's most recent piece, aptly named - ‘Suspension’.

    Mamma Mia! She's Drawn back

    The site’s executive chairman, Dick Penny, asked if Ms Johnson would write the play to introduce the Old Vic's new programme, Ms Johnson has been constantly drawn back to Bristol Old Vic since 1988, when she was successful with a playwriting competition.

    After her initial success, Catherine Johnson went on to become the theatre's in-house writer and has since continued to write and present plays for them. Mamma Mia! How success breeds success - no benchmark lending here ... I wish a little would rub off on me and mine.
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    Catherine Johnson, I wish you all the luck in the world.

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    Thursday, 8 January 2009

    Cold nights in Spain

    Well... I'm beginning to think we might as well be back in the UK.

    Ice on car

    The weather here in Spain is pretty vile at the moment. Perishing cold, wet, overcast - you name it, it's here. The car was iced over at 21:30 last night - and I was scrambling around in the dark trying to find things to wrap around exposed pipes on my above-ground, 3000 litre, water deposit, (it's there because we suffered the water being cut off so many times when we first arrived).

    This morning I purchased pipe lagging and was fitting it in driving, icy, sleet - not very funny!

    The problem is, villas over here aren't insulated like houses are in the UK and winter can be damn cold. You can't even get into the roof-space to lay insulation. The floors are either marble or ceramic tiles (the builders think it's summer all year round), so we lay rugs wherever we can.





    We have a high efficiency woodburner which helps out - in fact I love it - but it doesn't compensate for the fact that the rest of the rooms are cold. We have central heating, but bottled gas makes it very expensive to run, so we only have them on in the evening.

    Weak financially

    The Euro is so strong against the pound that it's now one-for-one, which means I've had a 20% cut in finances PLUS the cost of living is up, so I'm effectively 25% to 30% worse off compared to this time last year - so all in all, the UK is looking quite attractive at the moment....


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    Author, Neale Donald Walsch, steals writer's work


    Conversations With God

    Spiritual writer, Neale Donald Walsch, author of the best-selling series “Conversations With God,” posted a Christmas 2008 message on the religious site, Beliefnet.com claiming it concerned his son’s nursery school play.

    Whilst watching a dry run, apparantly a group of children spelled out the title of a song, “Christmas Love,” with each youngster holding up a letter. One girl held the “m” upside down, so that it appeared as a “w,” and it read as if the children were spelling “Christ Was Love.”

    Uplifting

    It was an uplifting Christmas story from a writer celebrated for his religious teachings. The only problem is it never happened to him. It was all lies.

    Mr. Walsch’s story is identical to a story from a writer named Candy Chand, originally published 10 years ago in Clarity, a spiritual magazine, and has been circulating on the Web ever since.

    Mr. Walsch now says he made a mistake in believing the story was something that had actually come from his personal experience.

    Mystified

    When confronted with the news, he claimed, “All I can say now — because I am truly mystified and taken aback by this — is that someone must have sent it to me over the Internet ten years or so ago. I must have clipped and pasted it into my file of stories to tell that have a message I want to share.”

    And all I can say, Mr. Walsch is - bullshit. Go write your own stuff.

    Writers have a hard enough time, without people like you stealing their work.



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    Tuesday, 6 January 2009

    Nora Vincent and her Voluntary Madness

    Voluntary Madness






    Psychiatric ward

    Remarkable ideas expose themselves in innumerable ways, but Norah Vincent came up with the inspiration for her latest novel in the most unexpected of environments, a psychiatric ward.



    Depressive breakdown

    Formerly a columnist for The Los Angeles Times, Vincent had a depressive breakdown whilst in the closing phase of research for her book, Self-Made Man.

    "The experience entailed disguising myself and then living, dating, working and recreating as a man,'' Vincent said. ``I became a man, at least as far as the people around me knew, but of course I remained a woman, and that psycho-emotional contradiction in terms pulled me apart at the seams. . . .''

    On her second day in the hospital, Vincent dreamed up the idea for her book, Voluntary Madness: My Year Lost and Found in the Loony Bin


    Wow! The length some authors go to in researching their books never ceases to amaze me. I thought I'd dug deep holes whilst writing my own novel, but Nora .... She takes the crown.

    My hat is off to you Ms. Vincent. Long may you entertain.

    • Next post on Tell Me a Story - New Year.

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    Friday, 2 January 2009

    New Year's day, at the Peñon, Calpe.

    New Year's Day - Calpe.

    I have to confess that after New Year's Eve, all I wanted to do on New Year's Day ... was nothing...




    I compromised by going to Calpe for a stroll around the Peñon. The resort is only about 20 minutes away - so not too bad.




    It's a lovely walk, but you have to turn around and come back the way you went in - no problem. The scenery is worth it.



    In the end, tired though I was, I was glad we went. Had a couple of drinks at one of the restaurants at the harbour then headed home for a rest....


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